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*shakes arthritic fist*

I just ask then if they are Ben.

“Are you Ben? I’m only supposed to talk to Ben. Are you Ben Chode?”

A good ninety percent of callers know what it means. A couple have laughed. Most get mad and tell me they are fucking my mother.

Jokes on them, though. My Mom’s dead.

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